Yahoo has instituted a policy prohibiting employees from working from home. It’s gonna be much harder for them to secretly use Google now.
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A new study suggests that Facebook’s growth is being fueled by a desire for self-affirmation. At least I think so. Shit, I hope I’m right.
Surfer Garrett McNamara had a huge week, breaking the world records for biggest wave surfed and longest time pissing one’s own pants.
The TSA has made plans to get rid of naked-image body scanners. They’ll just have to use their imaginations now like everybody else.
A Belgian woman drove for 900 miles instead of 90 due to a GPS error. “Yes, an error,” said the soothing GPS voice.
An Ohio school district has voted to arm its janitors with guns. Now people will think twice before spilling milk on the floor.
A photographer was killed by oncoming traffic while attempting to take a picture of Justin Bieber. People really need to learn how to use Google Images.
Canadian police arrested four men who stole six million pounds of maple syrup. They will all be charged with treason.
For the first time in 15 years, an American has won the Miss Universe pageant. In your face, aliens!
Pizza Hut has released a limited-edition perfume called “Eau de Pizza Hut.” Perfect for when you want that special someone to know you’re high.
